How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex.What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.What did the snail who was riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeee!.Now get ready to make some memories filled with laughter with these 70 hilariously funny jokes! Many are one-liners so you can remember them to share and share again, and your kids can retell them to their friends too, maybe even years later. But, deep down, if we are honest, who doesn't smile at corny jokes? Others might even make you laugh so hard you cry, so don't say we didn't warn you. Get ready: Some of what's to come is quite punny. In addition to the 70 jokes below, we've also got dad jokes, jokes for kiddos, mom jokes, and jokes for holidays that you can share them with the youngest person in the room. So why wouldn't we embrace any chance we have to giggle at a joke? That's why we've rounded up that set of (clean) jokes for adults and kids alike that will have the whole family laughing.īut that's not all. It lightens the weights we carry in life, uplifts our moods, and bonds us to those we share in it with.
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